So masithi ufumene ihenyukazi wavuma ukuba uzolifaka imali. Ngubani ongazikhuseliyo, kodwa kutheni engazikhuseli nje? Kungakhathaliseki ukuba kangaphi uchazela abantu ngeengozi zokwabelana ngesondo okungakhuselekanga kunye neqabane eliqhelekileyo, baya kwakhona! Mna ngokwam ndihlala ndine condoms nam, abafazi badla ngokuba nazo xa bethanda isex!
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
Ewe... Ndingathanda ukuyifaka emlonyeni ndihlale phezu kwayo....